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║ ▓▓▓▓ THE DARK FOREST ▓▓▓▓ DANGER LEVEL: █████████ ║
║ [BEWARE OF MONSTERS] ║
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You wake up in a dark forest.
Your head is pounding.
The last thing you remember is entering a hotdog eating competition and a very large pitcher of margaritas.
You try to stand, but your legs aren't working right. The sodium has you swollen and locked up. "Guess that means I won", you think to yourself.
While you process this, you hear it - something massive moving through the trees. A shadow falls over you, and you look up to see...
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